Total Medals Earned: 352 (From 81 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,615 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (30/30 points)
Enter the lab.
Learn something.
View manufacturer information.
Screw around with the settings.
Screw around with the other settings.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/110 points)
Played the game for the first time
Complete a level with both balls
Beat the level with both testicles detached
Complete Level 0
Complete Level 1
Complete Level 2
Complete Level 3
Complete Level 4
Complete Level 5
Complete Level 6
Complete Level 7
Complete Level 8
Complete Level 9
Complete Level 10
Complete Level 11
Complete Level 12
Complete Level 13
Complete Level 14
Complete Level 15
Medals Earned: 7/8 (190/290 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Complete level 36
Medals Earned: 9/9 (45/45 points)
Congrats you've killed Pico! Are you happy with yourself?
I can't believe you shot Foamy! You cold hearted bastard!
boogie down!
ew..
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You got the good ending!!
Bad ending! Violence is never the answer!
Worst ending! Boooo!! You suck!!
You got the True Ending!!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Get your first faceful of pavement
Land a Combo of 5 or more
Land a Combo of 15 or more
Land a Combo of 25 or more
Land a Combo of 40 or more
Go 1000 meters without landing a single trick
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/405 points)
Spell 1 word in a single game
Spell 5 words in a single game
Spell 10 words in a single game
Spell 15 words in a single game
Spell 20 words in a single game
Spell 25 words in a single game
Complete a daily game
Complete 5 daily games
Complete 10 daily games
Complete 20 daily games
Reach a depth of 1,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 2,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 3,000 ft.
Reach a depth of 4,000 ft.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/240 points)
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 2-5.
Complete level five.
Completel level ten.
Complete the game.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 6-10.
Get a perfect loadout in one level between 11-15.
Get a perfect loadout in every level.
Medals Earned: 2/30 (30/720 points)
Defeat the Level 1 Boss
Use an arrow trap against your enemies
Defeat the Level 2 Boss
Defeat the Level 3 Boss
Defeat the Final Boss
Defeat every boss in a run without taking damage
Freeze an enemy
Kill an enemy using a jumppad
Clear a challenge room
Find a secret room
Have two or more Ducks on you at a time
Have three or more Angry Astronauts on you at a time
Finish off a boss using the thorns item
Have 15 or more passive items on you at a time
Revive yourself two times in one run
Take the Die-Instantly Pill
Win 50 or more bolts from a scratch ticket
Pay off a stone block
Duplicate at least one passive item using The Banach-Tarski Handbook
Remove all of your item slots with the bonesaw
Commit the most evil crime possible
Buy out a store
Use the Apple of Desperation
Fill up the donation machine twice and claim your gift later on
Rob a store
Finish Level 1 without picking up any items
Have 200 or more Bolts on you at a time
Finish a run without having spent your money once
Make if off the planet you've been stranded on
Unlock every achievement
Medals Earned: 5/9 (35/145 points)
Slay your very first elemental. Good job?
Get your first upgrade. They are important!
Meet a new, fiery foe
175 enemies left. Keep on going!
Meet a watery, annoying slug
Get at least 1000 ether in a single run
Reach the final boss. At last!
MAX up all your upgrades!